Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
