Christians are straight up FREAKS
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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