sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
