Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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