i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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