Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
birth control should be required to get into college
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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