I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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