what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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