At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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