Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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