Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
she peed on how many people?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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