I think I died a long time ago.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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