i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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