Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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