We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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