do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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