I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I look better un-naked...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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