I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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