I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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