i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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