they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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