that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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