I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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