Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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