just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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