I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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