I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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