Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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