You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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