Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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