thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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