i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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