His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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