I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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