Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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