There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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