He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
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