I looked at my own cervix.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Randomize
