Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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