Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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