? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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