If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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