Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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