we're blogging at a bar
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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