All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
third nipple confirmed
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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