i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Randomize
