my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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