4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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