are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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