Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
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