shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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