of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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