I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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