I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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