i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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